Purple Inchworm


the shrivelled, atrophied p-n-s of a sick twisted disturbed f-ck. all that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.
zeke: why did lenny just run into his office and close the door?

clyde: did he have his mail with him?

zeke: yeah.

clyde: ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol’ purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin’ off.

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