Purple Jesus


4. nickname for rookie running back adrian peterson of the minnesota vikings.
the vikings beat the falcons thanks to a 60 yard p-ss reception and run by purple jesus.
minnesota vikings running back and future nfl hall of famer adrian peterson.
man, did you see purple jesus shred that bears d yesterday?
the ultimate party juice! fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. let it sit for a few hours then party on! the best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! enjoy!
my folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the purple jesus!!

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