purple milkshake
a s-xual manouvre so controversial, so vile, so gut-wrenchingly disturbing that it cannot be explained on this website. it makes f-lch-ng look like having tea with you grandma. it makes 2 girls 1 cup look like a couple of frigid nuns.
they do not sell this at wendys
she was giving me the sh-ts so i gave her a purple milkshake. that shut her up.
eg to a partner/sibling/child as a form of discipline: “if you’re going to behave like that i’m going to be forced to give you a purple milkshake”
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