Purple Mongoose


during intercourse men the women puts her legs behind her head and the man gets on a ladder, pours tabasco sauce all over the b-tt and makes a dive p-n-s first into her b-tt. once inserted, the man spins around like a helicopter.
jane dies from a severe purple mongoose attempt, but john is still alive.

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