purple monkey doughnut
start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys c-ck and then grabbing the end of his c-ck until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his r-ct-m.
that b-tch asked me if i wanted a purple monkey doughnut, i said sure and i ended up with a banana in my -ss. wtf
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