Purple Mushroom
when you slap your d-ck on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom
i gave suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek
when a b-tch is polishing your kn-b, and you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.
janette was talking funny for a few days after i gave her a purple mushroom.
1. a low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. the act of smacking one’s p-n-s on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. what they look like after you’ve had too many of those ‘shrooms’.
1. after smurfette became a crack addict she started to wh-r- herself to support her habbit. now that silly sl-t can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. i gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. whoa, dude, i think i should be cut off… those are..purple mushrooms!!!
while recieving oral s-x, the p-n-s gets smacked on the girl’s forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.
i have her a purple mushroom she’ll never forget
when you slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom
man u c that gurls purple mushroom…. it takes up half of her head
p-n-s being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.
a poisonous fungus.
“don’t eat that purple mushroom!”
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