purple nickle
in my youth i would, from time to time, sneak a peek into my pops jak-mag warchest to look at all the furry bushed, college cheerleaders of the pack 10 (picture 80’s cut v-g-n-s and neon color f-nny packs, everybody )it was durring this period in my life when i got my first glimpse of a strippers b-tt hole, so close and out of focus was the picture in fact that it had to have been from the c-cks’s pov. now maybe it was the way they developed the film, or maybe the girl who was attached to this pretty little b-tt-hole im tellin ya about had just done a three hour shoot sittin’ on a block of ice in a meat locker prior to the one i was then lookin at, but for whatever reason this girls b-tt-hole was now, and forever, my new favorite shade of puffy purple , bout the size of an american nickle ( nickle guage 😆) hence i coined the phrase “purple nickle ”
beads of sweat glistened as they ran down the spoked channels of her hungry purple nickle like molten iron in a foundry. .
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