purple peacock
one can often find purple peac-cks watching french films, excessively wearing feminine colors, tackling a stair master, refusing to watch sports and/or take part in any manly activities. these unique, but quite common, creatures hook up with copious amounts of girls (usually unattractive ones), denying their true s-xual attraction to men. these poor creatures suffer through a life of loneliness and self reflection, as they constantly try to prove to themselves that they are not gay.
“karl, who was the beat chick you brought back last night?”
“i don’t know, but we wear the same underwear and we fell asleep watching twilight together. it was a lovely night.”
“what a purple peac-ck!”
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