Purple Russian


when you bake a giant bluberry pie, and dress up a family of geese like stormtroopers. you then become a mormon and marry all the geese. every year on russia day, you take all the geese into the pie, and have violent s-x with each of them until they p-ss out from exhaustion. meanwhile, a middle-aged mcdonald’s manager sees this, and jumps into the pie with a handfull of french fries, which he sticks into the geese’s -sses and then feeds to them.
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