Purple Santa
only around christmas, it’s when you have b-tt s-x w someone and it’s so rough and tight that when you pull out your d-ck it is purple and covered in white and red sh-t!!! merry christmas
when my wife asked me if i was naughty or nice, i suggested a purple santa. she smiled, but i still got served with divorce papers. merry christmas!!!
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