Purple Sea Sausage
the part of the anatomy that resides between the legs of a male diver or swimmer. the color becomes a vivid purple when excited & sometimes even when there is a present threat. when in this state of awareness the purple sea sausage has been known to use its defense mechanism, spitting a thick white substance to entangle & disorient the attacker.
as the calypso was anch-r-d in the waters off panama, john paul encountered a purple sea sausage in an excited state as it was chasing the rare & beautiful soft sh-lled brown -n-s, (pr-nounced a-noose.)
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