Purple Sheen

the hardest erection one can achieve. an erection so hard the head of the p-n-s goes from a velvety matt to a high gloss finish, so red and full of rage that its almost purple, those creating a purple sheen off the head of the p-n-s.
tommy woke up with a purple sheen, his d-ck was so hard it he pushed down on it and popped his lower back.

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