Purple Smurf


a smurf that was bitten on the tail by a g’nap fly. turns purple, and hops around yelling “g’nap g’nap!!” bites other smurfs on the tail, which also turn purple.
g’nap g’nap!! g’nap g’nap!!
the act of being deep throated by a midget
i was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her
an alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. frozen lemonade concentrate
# 6 oz. sloe gin
# 6 oz. strawberry liqueur
# 6 oz. vodka
# 6 oz. blueberry schnapps

blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.
bartender, give me another purple smurf. in fact, make it a pitcher!

Read Also:

  • p0

    p-rnographic material; to be used in the presence of parents or those whom you don’t want to know about your p-rn viewing hey man, that was some nice p0 last night.

  • Pacman Money

    this is something your weed dealer would tell you if you tried to buy weed with quarters,nickles and dimes. sh-t n-gg-, next time you come with the dead presidents and you leave that pacman money at home.

  • Pallootsy

    anything that can be found in a toilet bowl. the plumber unclogged all of the pallootsy that was plugging the toilet.

  • pameleti

    pamela + yeti =pamelet-ts a creature half yeti half pamela anderson aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh ddddrrrrrrooooollllll its a pameleti

  • Panese

    stereo-typical imitations of chinese language. similar to that of pots and pans banging together. dude what do you think she was, panese?


Disclaimer: Purple Smurf definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.