purple sock
the common name for a medical condition in which the r-ct-m becomes inverted and is extruded through the -n-s. this is a very painful condition which is generally the result of vigorous -n-l s-x. it is called a “purple sock” because that is the best description for how the inverted r-ct-m looks. (see also -ss tulip)
dr. smith suspected his wife was seeing another man when she started coming home at 4 am, suddenly had an intense -n-l fetish, and showed up in his er one night with a purple sock. it ended up the “other man” was in fact a horse.
phenomenon occuring during -n-l s-x, when the p-n-s is partially retracted from -n-s quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the p-n-s, e.g. a “purple sock” pulled over the p-n-s.
see harry mount
your purple sock is draging on the ground
code word describing the act of going into public without wearing undergarments.
so, my underwear was too tight for my dress, so i decided to purple sock it, so i wouldn’t get panty lines.
when ur r-ct-m/ intestines are pulled from your b-tt during a quick withdrawl of -n-l s-x
schiappa got a purple sock from henry!
phenomenon occuring during -n-l s-x, when the p-n-s is partially retracted from -n-s quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the p-n-s, e.g. a “purple sock” pulled over the p-n-s.
“buddy, i was crushin’ -ss on this b-tch so hard… i was totally pulling out the purple sock.”
phenomenon occuring during -n-l s-x, when the p-n-s is partially retracted from -n-s quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the p-n-s, e.g. a “purple sock” pulled over the p-n-s.
mount gave ms. gupie the purple sock of a lifetime. (3 feet long)
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