purple toe
an imaginary disease i made up to get out of work usually lasts one day… usually
friend: hey you didn’t go to work yesterday
me: na man i had purple toe
friend: ouch did it hurt
me: no
friend: is your toe still purple
me: it was never was
friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
me: thanks
when you get your toe cut off it turns purple
his toe is about to become a purple toe
something me bruvver won’t shutup about. i mean, he just keeps going on about it, man!
jon: i have a purple toe!
gaz: shutup already!
-beats jon with an iron bar-
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