purple wax
1. a vinyl record that is purple.
2. blood mixed with c-m from a dark skin chick on your d-ck from f-ckin her doggystyle while she on the rag.
1. yo the dj need to play that raekwon “only built for cuban linx”, i gotta see him mess with that purple wax!
2. kevin: you should get it in with leslie, she got mad cake.
mike: facts bro! my girl cindy on the rag right now and i ain’t jackin off!
kevin: n-gg-h you soft. ima playah! my girl on the rag too but i’m throwin on the jimmy tappin sarah and leslie sister tara then goin home to get f-ck my girl.
mike: lmao ya girl a freak so i know she gonna suck that purple wax off ya d-ck after you done piping her!
kevin: the blacker the berry is the sweeter it taste!
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