Purple Wonderful
the act of spreading the partner’s b-tt cheeks apart and proceeding to slap the -n-l hole sternly and repeatedly until it puckers like an indecisive budding flower. at this point you gently place your nuts onto the -n-l hole and have the partner flex as hard as he/she can. thus the entire scr-t-m is enveloped from sight. once this is achieved, you pull away as fast as you can resulting in a mutual feeling of slight discomfort and discovery.
“man, i am realy sore from all those purple wonderfuls!”
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