purrito
traditional house cat wrapped in some sort of cloth or rug
“booger, my meowntain cat, has made a purrito in the rug!”
a burrito for cats!
doug: hey everyone, what kind burrito does a cat eat?! a purrito!
will: well what did the sheep say about that joke? baaaaaad!
doug:-cries-
a p-ssy burrito.
as in, a cat wrapped up in a tortilla.
laura: my .. hunormous cat that doesn’t stop meowing. 🙁
elliot: make him into a burrito.
laura: a purrito. haha.
elliot: i could seriously eat a purrito right now.
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