purse apple


a small apple which fits easily into the palm of one’s hand and into a purse or bag for later consumption.
“man, i really didn’t want to have to eat another dry granola bar while waiting in line for the morrissey concert. then i remembered i had a purse apple in the bottom of my bag!”

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