Purselley
the man the myth the legend. purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at stanford university. im talking about this man is capable of f-cking up boiling water. to know purselley or “jp” as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. for being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.
“who did this? who pulled a purselley?”
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