the man the myth the legend. purselley is capable of taking the most simple of task and turning it into a calculus finals problem at stanford university. im talking about this man is capable of f-ck-ng up boiling water. to know purselley or “jp” as he is known to his peers, is to understand and learn a life lesson in patience. for being a grown adult and having mulitiple children, he has the maturity and thought process of an adolescent opossum.
“who did this? who pulled a purselley?”
- raging stormy
a variation on the drink “dark and stormy.” the drink consists of the same ingredients as a dark and stormy but with one crucial ingredient added. ginger beer, rum, and red bull. and so the raging stormy was born. it shall be sipped by generations and generations to come. matt: hey bro, i’m trying to […]
- pushing a wet sock
a flacid, useless and/or impotent d-ck. a nuetered dog who attempts to hump a b-tch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard. she wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the d-ld-, instead.
the act of scooping out a p-ssy with one’s hand chris: “dude, you been pusscavating?” taylor: “yeah, why?” chris: “cus your hand smells pretty dank.”
- p*ssy gloss'd
after sticking your d-ck into a p-ssy, along with the exiting of the pus, along come that beautiful shimmer of gloss… p-ssy gloss, dude 1: hey man, oh what i’d give get my d-ck covered in nacys gloss. dude 2: i’ve been there once and let me tell ya, my d-ck was h-lla p-ssy gloss’d.
- p*ssy hug.
when a girl leans in & arches her back and her p-ssy is the first thing to make contact.then she slowly presses her t-ts against your chest & then finally she wraps her arms around your neck. a blatant sign of disrespect. that girl just gave you a p-ssy hug. a type of hug a […]