push present
n. a gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.
before they brought the baby home from the hospital, john gave jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.
the act of giving another man your p-n-s from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.
last month at osetra, while beeney was in the bathroom washing up, scat surprised him with a push present.
the act of giving another man your p-n-s from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.
last month at osetra, while beeney was in the bathroom washing up, scat surprised him with a push present.
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