pusscake


this is a s-xual act that involves 2 people at the minimum. although you can choose however many people you want involved, it requires at least 1 female.

difficulty level: easy

step 1: have a female lay on her back on a st-rdy kitchen table with her legs spread.

step 2: the female puts both of her hands on the outside of her p-ssy, and pushes her hands together, causing the p-ssy to close and all the lips to touch each other (simulating a layer of pancakes)

optional step: have one person use thwir finger so spread b-tter on the p-ssy

step 3: all other individuals involved -j-c-l-t- onto the p-ssy (representing syrup)

step 4: one person now sits in the chair, places a napkin on their leg, and begins to eat the pusscakes while the others watch
ihop waitress: hi! are you all ready to order?

one person at table: yeah we’ll have one order of pusscakes please 🙂

ihop waitress: – looks both ways <.< >.>- ill write my number on this napkin. i get off at 9.
1) a young, yet, post-p-b-scent j-panese boy who is afraid of attaining the p-ssy, as clint eastwood coined in the movie, “gran torino.”

or

2) a cake made out of cat (p-ssy.)

“i gotta go, good day, pusscake.” clint eastwood as walt kowalski in “gran torino”
term used by clint eastwood in the movie “gran torino”, meaning a sweet “p-ssy”. in other words, it means that you are a sweet f-ggot.
kid: i can’t ask her out..i’m too scared
clint e: well sit here on your -ss then puss cake.
someone who acts like a giant p-ssy
kyle trowell is a pusscake.
a p-ssy . . . not girls genitals or a cat. a person that’s to scared to do some stuff. used when a person is rejected or mad.
hey alex, wanna take a ride on my motorcycle?” “no thank you.” “whatever pusscakes.”
a fancy term for a guy acting like a p-ssy.
“jake always complains about how fat he is and how much he hates his body. he whines more than my girlfriend. what a pusscake.”
pusscake- person who moves extremely slowly both mentally and physically and always seems to anger the nicest people.

someone who should wear a helmet at all times.
example: g-dd-mnit christina walks so f-cking slow, shes such a pusscake!!!
a total p-ssy, in every way possible.

i did not coin this term, and for privacy’s sake, i cannot name the guy who did. well, at least the first person i heard say it, who, incidentally, is not the type to copy. therefore i -ssume he coined the term. anyway to the dude who said it first (initials st): you rock!
that punk b-tched out of the beer bong contest, he’s pusscake.

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