Pussy before Wussy
the equally pivotal yet rarely invoked supplement to the bros before hoes rule.
as bros before hoes states; “your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with).” while bros before hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of bros before hoes. that is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming “bros before hoes,” yet cannot be considered a “bro” himself (e.g. he wouldn’t do the same for you, you don’t know the guy too well, he’s c-ckblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim “p-ssy before wussy” and continue your pursuits.
douche: “wanna hit a strip joint?”
man: “nah, i’m goin’ out with jen tonight. gonna finally pop the question.”
douche: “that sk-nk?” come on, man, bros before hoes.”
man: “you smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and i’ve only known you for a month. p-ssy before wussy, b-tch.”
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