Pussy Finger Toothbrush
the act of using your finger as a surrogate toothbrush after having forgotten that you just used said finger to finger a b-tch.
last night, this b-tch i was hooking up with stuck her tongue so far down my throat that i puked all over her floor. she wouldn’t let me use her toothbrush, so i had to use my finger to brush my teeth instead.
“oh sh-t, i just fingered you with that finger.”
p-ssy finger toothbrush
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