pussy gnome


a small, mythical creature who lives inside the v-g-n-
i heard tina had a p-ssy gnome
1. – (n.) a mythical being of diminuitive stature that lives in a woman’s v-g-n-.

2. – (n.) a cowardly person of diminuative stature.
1.) sally’s gynocologist was quite surprised when, during a routine checkup, he discovered a p-ssy-gnome residing within her uterus.

2.) don’t be such a “p-ssy-gnome”, billy, and go score us some weed!
gnome that lives in the garden of a p-ssy.
man, that justin has a dirty p-ssygnome.

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