Joystick Girl


a girl who gets pleasure out of obstaining sympathy and pity from fellow students by means of an electronic wheelchair. she also enjoys touching the control stick of the wheelchair, imagining it was a p-n-s.
wow… look at joystick girl. she can walk, but rides around in that wheelchair, letting everbody see her parallel park in front of the entire lecture hall!

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