Pussy Hoarding
the act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. this tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can’t leave since you just kicked their ride home out.
bart: do you want to go to joey’s party later on man?
amundred: nahh, he’s just going to be p-ssy h–rding again. last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!
bart: waah?? that’s mightily uncool, brosif!
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