pussy hound
a guy who really likes p-ssy, really likes it.
i am a p-ssy hound!!!
a dude who’s main goal in life is balling ladies. and he actually succeeds in getting laid quite often.
jack nicholson left the laker’s game at halftime to have a threesome with the olson twins. that dude is a total p-ssy hound.
dog that is 1/16th cat.
from family guy:
peter: hey, just out of curiosity, what breed are you?
vinnie: actually, i’m a p-ssy hound.
peter: really? all right!!
vinnie: that just means i’m 1/16th cat.
peter: oh, i wish you hadn’t told me that.
derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable wive disappearances, of a creature conceived when a cat mates with a hound that has an unhealthy appet-te for v-g-n-. and this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their wive’s v-g-n-s for a very bland consumption. but in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and killing and rapping each others wives then dumping their bodies into a nearby river.
son: “dad!!! mom has mysteriously disappeared!!!! what could have caused this to happen?”
woodsmen: “son. it must have been a p-ssyhound.”
insatiable heteros-xual male who wants to poke every woman he sees. pervert. rapist.
gord’s girlfriend left him because he’s too much of a p-ssy hound.
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