pussy meter
1. a guage that determines how much p-ssy one receives.
2. a material possession that enhances your attraction to the opposite s-x.
3. a possession that enhances your chances of getting s-x.
4. an item / object that would make someone feel the urge to sleep with you.
5. potential chance to get some p-ssy!
this new car will surely enhance my p-ssy meter.
my p-ssy meter is at a thousand, thanks to these new nikes i’m wearing on the first day of school.
women like me with a beard, i’m pretty sure it adds 10 points to my p-ssy meter!
wearing hammer pants in 2008 decreased my p-ssy meter by 100 points!
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