Pussy-Pault
the act of a man getting a back spasm while vigorously f-cking a woman, forcing him to roll over, causing his inserted rock hard c-ck to pole vault the woman across the room.
jocelyn: how was your weekend? did you get laid?
jill: it was a great weekend! the s-x was intense. until…..
jocelyn: until what?
jill: well, thomas was on top of me, and we were really going at it. the s-x was amazing , until he suddenly cried out in pain. next thing i know, i was p-ssy-paulted across the room.
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