turkish bikini
turkish bikini… grow , condition, and use morrocan oil until you goatee reaches a silky shiny sheen and is long enuff to braid into your well grown pubic region…thus creating a s-xy bikini.
d-mn son! that’s the shinyest turkish bikini i’ve ever seen! …it even covers his t-st-cl-s! that’s years of conditioning and patience, but gat d-mn it looks worth it!!!!!
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