Pussy Pellets
after s-x, whether for an hour or a minute, these little b-gg-rs are always around. when a woman gets so wet your d-ck is like oxygen in a brush fire, this seeming white glop of uncleaned c-nt that is left as a wet then dry residue on your d-ck, grundle, b-lls, belt, zipper, underwear, shirt anything it touched, becomes invisible to the naked eye.. when she is gone and you begin to m-st-rb-t-, -ssuming you did or didn’t come, irrelevant either way, your hand feels like you dipped it in honey and fisted the -sshole of a sandbox.. now you try and get off but can’t because you have been demolished but what is and forever will be called, p-ssy pellets. there are hundreds of them all over your fingers and hangs and you can wipe on your chest and thigh all you want, they are there, masturbating went from exciting to ridiculously annoying. it is the same feeling you get everytime you convince some chick to let you put it in her -ss and while your f-cking, the room smells like sh-t, but you thought after much deliberation, that she would be the one that her -ss really did smell like a rose.. it never does, that’s dopey to believe but we do anyway to conquer that -ss.. p-ssy pellets can easily be avoided by showering first, but at work or where there isn’t one readily available, p-ssy pellets are born.
eagerly i antic-p-ted s-x with her, but i had no idea i would get trick into believing she wouldn’t give me p-ssy pellets. her glorified c-m dumpster was so wet that my t-shirt pants bed and crotch were dripping after she left and it dried i tried to m-st-rb-t- when to my surprise, there they were, p-ssy pellets
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