twobbled


when a man compresses his scr-t-m (either by tightness of pants of falling crotch-first onto a pole or other obstacle) causing a t-st-cl- to pop painfully forward, he has been twobbled.
when i slipped and fell onto the fence rail, i was twobbled so bad that i almost puked.

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