pussy piñata


a p-ssy that is so beat and disgusting, it is like an abadoned piñata on the streets of tijuana.
“dude, adam did you f-ck rachael last night?”

“yeah man, but it was so gross. she had a p-ssy piñata. she could probably fit my head in that thing. so i bailed and went home and jacked it. but that was even worse because when i felt like i was c-mming i looked down and i had dark c-m going all over my leather -ssless chaps. it was the worst night of my life.”
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when you take a baseball bat and beat the sh-t out of a girl’s v-g-n-, and then candy comes out.
guy 1: yo, your sister’s pretty cute

guy 2: yeah, maybe before i made her into my p-ssy piñata…

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