pussy relapse


when on a dry streak, you start considering hitting up past girlfriends or your ex.
this can happen because of loneliness, desperation, or just boredom of using your hand.
may also result from drinking or smoking pot.
dude 1: hey dude, i think imma hit up kelsey. she’s been lookin’ pretty good lately.

dude 2: dude! she totally played you last summer! you’re just having p-ssy relapse from your dry streak.

dude 1: i don;t know man. she’s pretty bomb.

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