Pussy Shirt


a particular shirt, that when worn in public has mystical powers to be alluring to many women, drawing them to the wearer. is it the color?- maybe. is it the fabric?- maybe. is it the style?- maybe. is it the guy wearing it?- most likely not. no one really knows for sure.
chris has this long-sleeved, b-tton down shirt in a particular shade of green that we refer to as his “p-ssy shirt”. every time he wears it he draws the attention of the ladies. how do you know when he plans on wearing it that day? as he is getting dressed that morning, you can hear him calling: here p-ssy, p-ssy, p-ssy… here p-ssy, p-ssy, p-ssy… yea, you just know that he is going to be bringing home some hot new trim tonight and the p-ssy shirt is about to claim it’s next victim!
a t shirt with a p-ssy printed on it.
that p-ssy shirt makes me horney.

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