Pussy Sub-Contractor


that guy that became a pimp so that punks like you wouldn’t have to.
typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in “under the table” to f-ck the brains out of the women you can’t due to company s-xual har-ssment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. respectable p-ssy sub-contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot c-m shots for your “2 in the am when your girl is asleep c-ck strokin’ pleasure.” he’s not in it for the money, he’s in it for the love of the art.

carl: hey jeff i need you to savagely -ss f-ck this b-tch in human resources at my job for me so i don’t get sued doin’ it myself.

jeff: cool man. i actually need you to c-ck choke my wife’s mom to the point she burps c-m bubbles and get it on video. i’ll be your p-ssy sub-contractor if you’ll be my p-ssy sub-contractor.

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