Pussy Time Machine
when you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. it could be via -n-l s-x, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra st-tches after childbirth.
for john and denise’s 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her p-ssy time machine.
after janine had her 3rd child, mike slipped the doc a benjamin to administer the p-ssy time machine and throw in a few extra st-tches.
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