Pussy Weave
this occurs when a woman has so much hair in her p-ssy that it starts to get tangled up. this is caused by an unusually fast growing rate around the v-g-n-. it can be quite painful at times. a p-ssy weave has even been known to actually stop a d-ck from entering the v-g-n-. the only time a woman gets a weave in her p-ssy is when she has an overly active hair growing problem, doesn’t take care of it and keeps it ungroomed. this usually results in divorce or break ups in a relationship because the man doesn’t want to f-ck a weave.
sarah had a major p-ssy weave so i f-cked her in the -ss instead.
i left my wife because she never took care of her p-ssy. she had a weave the size of marge simpson’s hair in between her legs!
that b-tch cried because she had to untangle that giant f-cking weave between her legs.
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