pussycrumbs
the debris that falls off an unkempt v-g-n-. such items include: toilet paper, lint, p-ssy dandruff, pubic lice, etc.
roy got a mouth full of p-ssycrumbs while orally pleasuring that nasty b-tch from shamokin.
noun. that mess left in your sheets after a long bangin’, and your woman’s creamy j-zz dries on her and then falls onto your sheets. resembling that someone with severe psoriasis just slept in your bed.
related to the snail trail, but not a smear.
guy: dude, what the h-ll is all that cr-p in your bed? are you really sunburned?
friend: aw man, no. you remember how i told you how my girlfriend gets super-wet? well, i was pounding that ho for a couple hours and then we fell asleep. that’s just “p-ssy crumbs”.
a wet film left around the mouth after oral s-x performed on a female.
yo, that b-tch left me wit p-ssy crumbs all over my face.
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