when a p-ssy/vegina is to sore to get f-ck-d again
hey bill! i was down yesterday from p-ssysickness
a puzzlosopher is an autistic genius that is a master at puzzle crafting. they can see every puzzle pieces in their mind and the entire puzzle crafted before its even out of the box. daymmmm! this puzzlosopher is good at crafting puzzles.
- painting the fence
the act of a guy rubbing his scholong up and down the outer v-g-n- making the female “wet”. hence, like using paintbrush motions. up&down!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i painted that b-tch-s fence until she screamed for me to put it in her sn-tch! when a male uses the tip of his p-n-s like a paint brush the length […]
- polar pop
the greatest drink known to man, available at circle k. it is the official drink of jungle bunny. basically a 32 oz. drink of your choice in a styrofoam cup, it claims to keep your drink cold longer. however, this is a lie. but it does cost only $0.59 ($0.64 after tax). for best polar […]
the act of an individual who corrects spelling or grammar in a smug fashion to feel superior. david: i hope your going to heather’s party. andrew: you’re so stupid it’s you’re not your david: you’re so pedand-ck.
- pee gun
the act of shotgunning a beer whilst urinating – oft completed outdoors. can be completed as a double or triple when two or three beers, respectively are shotgunned during a single stream of urine. hey charles, ya b-tch, i’ve gotta take a p-ss let’s go do a pee gun – try to avoid the public […]