Pussytoe Moment
when a girl you’ve just met strips in front of you, sits next to you buck naked and gapped open and asks you to stick your toe in her p-ssy. and you do so adding a verbal “boop” sound to it.
guy 1: yo man that honey is getting naked for you and asking for that p-ssytoe!
guy 2: i’m about to have a p-ssytoe moment! boop!
guy 1: that is awesome!
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