Put a Ring on It
to promise something as an engagement/wedding ring symbolizes promises.
roch-lle: are you going to call me?
fred: you bet. put a ring on it.
roch-lle: alright
henry: our basketball team is gonna lose this year
greg: not with me on the team
henry: man,
greg: trust, put a ring on it
to marry someone, usually a woman. from beyonce’s song “single ladies.”
“if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.”
-beyonce, “single ladies”
marty: “dude, let’s h-t up big al’s tonight.”
brad: “why, what’s going on?”
marty: “2-for-1 lapdances and $3 jager bombs, dude.”
brad: “jager bombs? i f-ckin’ shower in that sh-t!”
both together (imitating “my new haircut” scene and pointing in different directions): “jager bombs! jager bombs! jager bombs!”
brad: “i can’t do it, broski. it’s my 4 year anniversary with stacy. i gotta take her somewhere nice, like applebee’s or some sh-t.”
marty: “d-mn dogg, you’re still hittin’ that? you fin’ to put a ring on it?”
brad: “h-ll no! i’m just in it cuz she’s got a nice rack, a big ol’ -ss, and she’s crazy in the sack.”
marty: “don’t worry bro, whenever you dump that sh-t and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. b-tches love nice, sensitive guys like us.”
brad: “word.”
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