put all one’s sperm in one basket
(verb) to make major life decisions based solely around an antic-p-ted, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.
i feel sorry for joe. he quit his job and moved to los angeles because jane was moving to los angeles, then jane met a guy down there and joe hates it there. he put all his sperm in one basket.
(the example should include “put all one’s sperm in one basket” verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so i have to write it somewhere)
Read Also:
- Totes Pressed
totally depressed girl 1: man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she’s been totes pressed. girl 2: i know. such a downer. we totes need to get her laid! girl 1: totes presh, girl! totes presh!
- Tottle
an industry word for a type of bottle (often used for ketchup, shampoo, etc) that can sit on the cap end. while a “bottle” sits on its “bottom” and has a cap at the top, a “tottle” sits on its “top,” which is also the cap. example1: q- so if a tottle sits on its […]
- icer
a dumb ho that squirts your c-m out of her p-ssy into jars and saves it in her fridge so that she can impregnate herself later if you p-ss her off or don’t want to commit. ‘i heard you went out with jane’ ‘word.’ ‘don’t p-ss her off. she’s an icer.’ ‘word.’ 4 more definitions […]
- mi-dur
a half erection. abbreviated from the french “demi-dur”, or “half-hard”. tyler: yo, that chick’s f-ckable! justin: yeah, she totally gives me a mi-dur!
- MJH
s-x machine dammn i just got on that mjh and it was niiicee