Put on your condom


to fasten one’s seatbelt. the similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.
steve: hey, andrew, put on your condom. this could be a rough ride.

andrew: shut up steve. but i guess i should…
another way to say fasten your seatbelts. seatbelts and condoms are similar : they offer protection, are easy to find, and keep you out of some deeeeeep sh-t later on.
(getting into the car)
jane : ok, guys, put on your condoms and grab your oh sh-t bar!

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