Put the beard on


the act of c-nn-l-ng-s, or more colloquially to “go down on a woman” !
person 1 : “what are you doing after work ?”
person 2 : “i’m gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. might grab the mrs and “put the beard on” too !”
to clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend
fancy a pint,

no i’m going home to put the beard on

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