Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior


the act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating….etc
even though i am at work,sometimes i feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

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