puteed
pr-nounced “poo-tee-d”
used to describe an individual who is intoxicated to an incomprehensible level. generally results in bizarre behavior such as endless hysterical laughter and excessive physical affection. these behaviors are always in excess of what one would typically expect of a drunkard.
may also be spelled “puti’d”
dave has been laughing constantly for the past hour…he is so puteed!
the state in which one is completely staggering drunk
lets go get puteed
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