surfer dude
(1) a dude who spends his days on the beach seducing innocent girls. surfer dudes are very tanned, good at bbq cooking, and must have a good body.
ladies: swoon. i’ve just fallen in love. i will never leave this beach
surfer dude: h-lllllllooooo ladies (winks and approaches)
a well known drunk who doesnt mind drinking and driving. he is usually a nice person but when alcohol is applied he either becomes incredibly irratated or so mellow he p-sses out listening to his reggae music and never gets in trouble coming home. loves to do favors by buying beer, or supply those less fortunate with a usual 12 or foti’s for his jewish compatriate. if you ever meet him, hes probably already bombed out of his mind so just walk by and yell out surferdude, and don’t forget to stutter the s; he can also be referd to as lloyd, or if your into the breivity thing surfer will do fine.
random freind#1:”ssssssssurferdude…”
surferdude:”yo”
random freind#1:”surfer you bombed yet?”
surferdude:”yea man…”
random freind#1:”ss..sssurfer your always bombed.”
surferdude:”h-ll yea i am!!!”
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